Let's meet the non-starters for today's game.
First, for the visiting Portland Hipsters:
At backup PG: 6'5 from the Des Moines Quick Cubs, #10 Kayleb Edwards
At backup SG: 6'4 from the Scottsdale Smokers, #25 Jose Brooks
At backup SF: 6'8 from the Tampa Raykins, #31 Enrique Brown
At backup PF: 6'7 from the Hot Springs Orange Krush, #96 Carl Kraker
At backup C: 6'11 from the Rockford Storm Runners, #18 Gino Bulloch
And now, for your Baltimore Miners!
At backup PG: 6'1 from the Buffalo Runners, Joshua Arellano
At backup SG: 6'3 from the Athens Waves, Joseph Jones
At backup SF: 6'5 from the Laredo Beagles, Anish Ramsey
At backup PF: 6'9 from the Raleigh Red Raiders, Gianni Boyd
At backup C: 6'11 from the Richmond Raindogs, Jakob Creighton
Now, let's meet our starting lineups.
First, for the visiting Portland Hipsters:
Starting at PG: 6'4 from the Fresno funsitgator, #9 Phoenix Baca
Starting at SG: 6'5 from the Midland Faith Militant, #28 Brandon Darden
Starting at SF: 6'7 from the Evansville Weasels, #34 Christian Sawyer
Starting at PF: 6'11 from the Utica Moose, #50 Cody Fenwick
Starting at C: 7'1 from the Little Rock Dirty Bandits, #46 Frederick Jacobs
And now, for your Baltimore Miners!
Starting at PG: 6'4 from the Carson City Cubs, Justin Vance
Starting at SG: 6'3 from the Tacoma Aroma, Devin Turner
Starting at SF: 6'6 from the Laramie OkeeDokees, Isaiah Walton
Starting at PF: 6'8 from the Cambridge Warriors, Ashton Huey
Starting at C: 6'11 from the Green Bay Cheesy Poofs, Thomas Golden

12:00 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Baltimore Miners wins the jump ball.
Isaiah Walton missed a 3 point shot.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
11:45 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Brandon Darden made a basket!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 2, Baltimore Miners: 0.
11:40 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Justin Vance has his shot blocked by Phoenix Baca
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
11:25 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Brandon Darden missed a 3 point shot.
Ashton Huey got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
11:20 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Baltimore Miners turned the ball over: Shot Clock Violation.
10:56 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Frederick Jacobs made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 4, Baltimore Miners: 0.
10:35 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Frederick Jacobs stole the ball from Thomas Golden.
10:14 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Devin Turner stole the ball from Brandon Darden.
10:01 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Thomas Golden has his shot blocked by Frederick Jacobs
Devin Turner got the offensive rebound.
9:48 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Brandon Darden stole the ball from Devin Turner.
9:27 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Frederick Jacobs made a basket!
Assisted by Brandon Darden.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 6, Baltimore Miners: 0.
9:12 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Isaiah Walton made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Justin Vance.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 6, Baltimore Miners: 3.
9:04 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Frederick Jacobs made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 8, Baltimore Miners: 3.
8:46 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Devin Turner was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #1 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #1 for Brandon Darden.
8:31 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Devin Turner missed a basket.
Ashton Huey got the offensive rebound.
8:25 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Thomas Golden missed a basket.
Isaiah Walton got the offensive rebound.
8:12 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Justin Vance missed a basket.
Thomas Golden got the offensive rebound.
7:57 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Thomas Golden made a basket!
Assisted by Ashton Huey.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 8, Baltimore Miners: 5.
7:44 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Christian Sawyer was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #1 for Baltimore Miners
That is foul #1 for Isaiah Walton.
7:23 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Christian Sawyer made a 3 pointer!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 11, Baltimore Miners: 5.
7:17 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Ashton Huey missed a basket.
Devin Turner got the offensive rebound.
6:56 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
#96 Carl Kraker checks into the game for #50 Cody Fenwick
Thomas Golden has his shot blocked by Frederick Jacobs
Rebound out of bounds. Possession stays with Baltimore Miners.
6:35 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Joseph Jones checks into the game for Devin Turner
Joseph Jones missed a basket.
Rebound out of bounds. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
6:32 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Christian Sawyer was fouled in the act of shooting by Isaiah Walton. 2 free throws
That is foul #2 for Isaiah Walton.
Anish Ramsey checks into the game for Isaiah Walton
Christian Sawyer made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 12, Baltimore Miners: 5.
Christian Sawyer made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 13, Baltimore Miners: 5.
6:17 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Justin Vance made a 3 pointer!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 13, Baltimore Miners: 8.
6:02 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Gianni Boyd checks into the game for Ashton Huey
Christian Sawyer made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 16, Baltimore Miners: 8.
5:54 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
#25 Jose Brooks checks into the game for #28 Brandon Darden
#31 Enrique Brown checks into the game for #34 Christian Sawyer
#18 Gino Bulloch checks into the game for #46 Frederick Jacobs
Joshua Arellano checks into the game for Justin Vance
Joseph Jones has his shot blocked by Jose Brooks
Rebound out of bounds. Possession stays with Baltimore Miners.
5:36 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Jakob Creighton checks into the game for Thomas Golden
Anish Ramsey missed a basket.
Rebound out of bounds. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
5:32 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Joseph Jones stole the ball from Jose Brooks.
5:21 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Joshua Arellano missed a basket.
Carl Kraker got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
5:10 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Enrique Brown made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 18, Baltimore Miners: 8.
4:57 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
#10 Kayleb Edwards checks into the game for #9 Phoenix Baca
Joseph Jones missed a basket.
Kayleb Edwards got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
4:39 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Joseph Jones stole the ball from Jose Brooks.
4:28 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Anish Ramsey made a basket!
Assisted by Jakob Creighton.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 18, Baltimore Miners: 10.
4:17 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Kayleb Edwards missed a basket.
Gino Bulloch got the offensive rebound.
4:04 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Enrique Brown made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 20, Baltimore Miners: 10.
3:43 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Gianni Boyd has his shot blocked by Carl Kraker
Gino Bulloch got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
3:38 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Gino Bulloch has his shot blocked by Jakob Creighton
Kayleb Edwards got the offensive rebound.
3:23 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Enrique Brown turned the ball over.
3:02 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
#28 Brandon Darden checks into the game for #25 Jose Brooks
Anish Ramsey missed a basket.
Joseph Jones got the offensive rebound.
2:49 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Joshua Arellano was fouled in the act of shooting a 3 pointer by Kayleb Edwards. 3 free throws
That is foul #1 for Kayleb Edwards.
Joshua Arellano made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 20, Baltimore Miners: 11.
Joshua Arellano made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 20, Baltimore Miners: 12.
Joshua Arellano made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 20, Baltimore Miners: 13.
2:38 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Carl Kraker made a basket!
Assisted by Brandon Darden.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 22, Baltimore Miners: 13.
2:23 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Anish Ramsey missed a 3 point shot.
Gino Bulloch got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
2:15 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
#34 Christian Sawyer checks into the game for #31 Enrique Brown
#46 Frederick Jacobs checks into the game for #18 Gino Bulloch
Justin Vance checks into the game for Joshua Arellano
Devin Turner checks into the game for Joseph Jones
Kayleb Edwards missed a 3 point shot.
Gianni Boyd got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
2:10 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Ashton Huey checks into the game for Gianni Boyd
Thomas Golden checks into the game for Jakob Creighton
Thomas Golden made a basket!
Assisted by Justin Vance.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 22, Baltimore Miners: 15.
1:57 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
#50 Cody Fenwick checks into the game for #96 Carl Kraker
Anish Ramsey stole the ball from Christian Sawyer.
1:42 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Devin Turner was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #3 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #2 for Brandon Darden.
#25 Jose Brooks checks into the game for #28 Brandon Darden
1:31 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Justin Vance has his shot blocked by Kayleb Edwards
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
1:28 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Jose Brooks has his shot blocked by Devin Turner
Devin Turner got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
1:17 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
#9 Phoenix Baca checks into the game for #10 Kayleb Edwards
Anish Ramsey was fouled in the act of shooting by Christian Sawyer. 2 free throws
That is foul #1 for Christian Sawyer.
Anish Ramsey made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 22, Baltimore Miners: 16.
Anish Ramsey made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 22, Baltimore Miners: 17.
0:56 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Christian Sawyer made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 25, Baltimore Miners: 17.
0:45 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Devin Turner missed a basket.
Justin Vance got the offensive rebound.
0:37 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Thomas Golden made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 25, Baltimore Miners: 19.
0:22 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Cody Fenwick missed a basket.
Cody Fenwick got the offensive rebound.
0:17 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Frederick Jacobs missed a basket.
Frederick Jacobs got the offensive rebound.
0:06 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Phoenix Baca was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #3 for Baltimore Miners
That is foul #1 for Justin Vance.
0:01 Remaining in the 1st quarter.
Jose Brooks missed a basket.
Thomas Golden got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
End of the 1st quarter.
Ball goes to Portland Hipsters to start the 2nd quarter.
12:00 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Isaiah Walton checks into the game for Anish Ramsey
Christian Sawyer made a 3 pointer!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 28, Baltimore Miners: 19.
11:52 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Thomas Golden made a basket!
Assisted by Devin Turner.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 28, Baltimore Miners: 21.
11:47 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Christian Sawyer has his shot blocked by Isaiah Walton
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
11:29 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Isaiah Walton has his shot blocked by Christian Sawyer
Thomas Golden got the offensive rebound.
11:16 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Justin Vance was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #1 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #1 for Phoenix Baca.
11:08 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Devin Turner missed a 3 point shot.
Jose Brooks got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
11:05 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Christian Sawyer made a basket and was fouled!
That is foul #3 for Isaiah Walton.
Anish Ramsey checks into the game for Isaiah Walton
Christian Sawyer made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 31, Baltimore Miners: 21.
11:00 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Ashton Huey missed a basket.
Ashton Huey got the offensive rebound.
10:49 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Cody Fenwick stole the ball from Ashton Huey.
10:41 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Phoenix Baca made a basket!
Assisted by Christian Sawyer.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 33, Baltimore Miners: 21.
10:33 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Ashton Huey missed a 3 point shot.
Rebound out of bounds. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
10:25 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Portland Hipsters turned the ball over: Shot Clock Violation.
10:01 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Christian Sawyer stole the ball from Anish Ramsey.
9:56 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Christian Sawyer made a basket!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 35, Baltimore Miners: 21.
9:45 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Justin Vance made a basket!
Assisted by Ashton Huey.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 35, Baltimore Miners: 23.
9:30 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Cody Fenwick was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #2 for Baltimore Miners
That is foul #1 for Ashton Huey.
9:22 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Christian Sawyer missed a basket.
Thomas Golden got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
9:11 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Devin Turner was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #2 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #1 for Jose Brooks.
8:58 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Devin Turner made a basket!
Assisted by Justin Vance.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 35, Baltimore Miners: 25.
8:54 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Jose Brooks has his shot blocked by Devin Turner
Cody Fenwick got the offensive rebound.
8:43 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
#28 Brandon Darden checks into the game for #25 Jose Brooks
Brandon Darden was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #3 for Baltimore Miners
That is foul #1 for Devin Turner.
8:32 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Brandon Darden missed a 3 point shot.
Thomas Golden got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
8:21 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Devin Turner missed a basket.
Cody Fenwick got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
8:00 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
#96 Carl Kraker checks into the game for #50 Cody Fenwick
Frederick Jacobs made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 37, Baltimore Miners: 25.
7:55 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Phoenix Baca stole the ball from Justin Vance.
7:37 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Phoenix Baca made a 3 pointer!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 40, Baltimore Miners: 25.
7:22 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Joseph Jones checks into the game for Devin Turner
Thomas Golden missed a 3 point shot.
Carl Kraker got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
7:04 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gianni Boyd checks into the game for Ashton Huey
Christian Sawyer missed a basket.
Christian Sawyer got the offensive rebound.
6:46 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
#31 Enrique Brown checks into the game for #34 Christian Sawyer
#18 Gino Bulloch checks into the game for #46 Frederick Jacobs
Joshua Arellano checks into the game for Justin Vance
Phoenix Baca missed a 3 point shot.
Gino Bulloch got the offensive rebound.
6:41 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gino Bulloch missed a basket.
Thomas Golden got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
6:23 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Jakob Creighton checks into the game for Thomas Golden
Jakob Creighton made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Joshua Arellano.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 40, Baltimore Miners: 28.
6:10 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Enrique Brown was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #4 for Baltimore Miners
That is foul #1 for Anish Ramsey.
5:59 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Brandon Darden made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Carl Kraker.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 43, Baltimore Miners: 28.
5:55 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gianni Boyd made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 43, Baltimore Miners: 30.
5:40 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gino Bulloch has his shot blocked by Jakob Creighton
Brandon Darden got the offensive rebound.
5:29 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Phoenix Baca missed a 3 point shot.
Joseph Jones got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
5:11 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Joshua Arellano made a basket!
Assisted by Joseph Jones.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 43, Baltimore Miners: 32.
4:56 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gino Bulloch has his shot blocked by Jakob Creighton
Carl Kraker got the offensive rebound.
4:43 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Enrique Brown has his shot blocked by Anish Ramsey
Carl Kraker got the offensive rebound.
4:32 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
#10 Kayleb Edwards checks into the game for #9 Phoenix Baca
Brandon Darden missed a basket.
Joshua Arellano got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
4:24 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Joshua Arellano was fouled in the act of shooting by Kayleb Edwards. 2 free throws
That is foul #2 for Kayleb Edwards.
Joshua Arellano made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 43, Baltimore Miners: 33.
Joshua Arellano made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 43, Baltimore Miners: 34.
4:11 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Brandon Darden was fouled by Joseph Jones. 1 plus the penalty - 2 free throws
That is foul #1 for Joseph Jones.
Brandon Darden made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 44, Baltimore Miners: 34.
Brandon Darden made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 45, Baltimore Miners: 34.
3:50 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Joshua Arellano was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #4 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #3 for Kayleb Edwards.
3:37 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Jakob Creighton has his shot blocked by Gino Bulloch
Enrique Brown got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
3:34 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Kayleb Edwards was fouled by Joshua Arellano. 1 plus the penalty - 2 free throws
That is foul #1 for Joshua Arellano.
Kayleb Edwards made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 46, Baltimore Miners: 34.
Kayleb Edwards made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 47, Baltimore Miners: 34.
3:21 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Anish Ramsey missed a basket.
Brandon Darden got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
3:08 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gino Bulloch made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 49, Baltimore Miners: 34.
3:00 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Joshua Arellano missed a basket.
Carl Kraker got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
2:49 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
#25 Jose Brooks checks into the game for #28 Brandon Darden
Kayleb Edwards made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 51, Baltimore Miners: 34.
2:38 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Anish Ramsey has his shot blocked by Enrique Brown
Jakob Creighton got the offensive rebound.
2:30 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Joseph Jones was fouled by Jose Brooks. 1 plus the penalty - 2 free throws
That is foul #2 for Jose Brooks.
Joseph Jones made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 51, Baltimore Miners: 35.
Joseph Jones made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 51, Baltimore Miners: 36.
2:22 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Kayleb Edwards made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 53, Baltimore Miners: 36.
2:14 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Anish Ramsey made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 53, Baltimore Miners: 38.
2:03 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gino Bulloch made a basket!
Assisted by Kayleb Edwards.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 55, Baltimore Miners: 38.
1:42 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Anish Ramsey made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Joshua Arellano.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 55, Baltimore Miners: 41.
1:31 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Enrique Brown has his shot blocked by Anish Ramsey
Joshua Arellano got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
1:18 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Anish Ramsey made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Joseph Jones.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 55, Baltimore Miners: 44.
1:03 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gino Bulloch made a 3 pointer and was fouled!
That is foul #1 for Jakob Creighton.
Gino Bulloch made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 59, Baltimore Miners: 44.
0:52 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gianni Boyd was fouled by Carl Kraker. 1 plus the penalty - 2 free throws
That is foul #1 for Carl Kraker.
Gianni Boyd missed the free throw attempt.
Gianni Boyd made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 59, Baltimore Miners: 45.
0:41 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Gino Bulloch made a basket!
Assisted by Kayleb Edwards.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 61, Baltimore Miners: 45.
0:33 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
Ashton Huey checks into the game for Gianni Boyd
Jakob Creighton made a basket!
Assisted by Joshua Arellano.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 61, Baltimore Miners: 47.
0:22 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
#34 Christian Sawyer checks into the game for #31 Enrique Brown
#46 Frederick Jacobs checks into the game for #18 Gino Bulloch
Justin Vance checks into the game for Joshua Arellano
Devin Turner checks into the game for Joseph Jones
Jose Brooks missed a basket.
Carl Kraker got the offensive rebound.
0:07 Remaining in the 2nd quarter.
#50 Cody Fenwick checks into the game for #96 Carl Kraker
Thomas Golden checks into the game for Jakob Creighton
Christian Sawyer was fouled by Anish Ramsey. 1 plus the penalty - 2 free throws
That is foul #2 for Anish Ramsey.
Christian Sawyer made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 62, Baltimore Miners: 47.
Christian Sawyer made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 63, Baltimore Miners: 47.
End of the 2nd quarter.
Ball goes to Portland Hipsters to start the 3rd quarter.
12:00 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
#28 Brandon Darden checks into the game for #25 Jose Brooks
Isaiah Walton checks into the game for Anish Ramsey
Brandon Darden was fouled in the act of shooting by Devin Turner. 2 free throws
That is foul #2 for Devin Turner.
Brandon Darden made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 64, Baltimore Miners: 47.
Brandon Darden missed the free throw attempt.
Devin Turner got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
11:45 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Justin Vance missed a basket.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
11:34 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Brandon Darden missed a 3 point shot.
Justin Vance got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
11:29 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Thomas Golden has his shot blocked by Frederick Jacobs
Ashton Huey got the offensive rebound.
11:14 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Ashton Huey was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #1 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #1 for Cody Fenwick.
10:56 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Thomas Golden made a basket!
Assisted by Ashton Huey.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 64, Baltimore Miners: 49.
10:52 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Kayleb Edwards has his shot blocked by Justin Vance
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
10:37 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Isaiah Walton was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #2 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #2 for Christian Sawyer.
10:26 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Thomas Golden missed a basket.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
10:18 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Christian Sawyer missed a basket.
Justin Vance got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
9:57 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Ashton Huey was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #3 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #2 for Cody Fenwick.
9:46 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Devin Turner made a basket!
Assisted by Isaiah Walton.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 64, Baltimore Miners: 51.
9:42 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Frederick Jacobs missed a basket.
Ashton Huey got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
9:27 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Justin Vance missed a basket.
Kayleb Edwards got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
9:06 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Brandon Darden was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #2 for Baltimore Miners
That is foul #3 for Devin Turner.
9:01 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Christian Sawyer has his shot blocked by Isaiah Walton
Ashton Huey got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
8:57 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Thomas Golden missed a basket.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
8:44 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Cody Fenwick made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 66, Baltimore Miners: 51.
8:29 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Devin Turner made a 3 pointer!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 66, Baltimore Miners: 54.
8:18 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Frederick Jacobs missed a basket.
Thomas Golden got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
8:00 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Thomas Golden missed a 3 point shot.
Cody Fenwick got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
7:52 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Brandon Darden missed a 3 point shot.
Justin Vance got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
7:44 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Justin Vance made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 66, Baltimore Miners: 56.
7:33 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Kayleb Edwards missed a 3 point shot.
Thomas Golden got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
7:18 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Isaiah Walton missed a 3 point shot.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
7:03 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Justin Vance stole the ball from Kayleb Edwards.
6:58 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Baltimore Miners turned the ball over: Shot Clock Violation.
6:34 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Christian Sawyer missed a basket.
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
6:21 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Devin Turner missed a basket.
Brandon Darden got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
6:10 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
#96 Carl Kraker checks into the game for #50 Cody Fenwick
Brandon Darden turned the ball over.
5:59 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Brandon Darden stole the ball from Devin Turner.
5:54 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
#9 Phoenix Baca checks into the game for #10 Kayleb Edwards
Brandon Darden made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 68, Baltimore Miners: 56.
5:36 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joseph Jones checks into the game for Devin Turner
Isaiah Walton turned the ball over.
5:18 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Gianni Boyd checks into the game for Ashton Huey
Brandon Darden missed a basket.
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
5:13 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joseph Jones made a basket!
Assisted by Justin Vance.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 68, Baltimore Miners: 58.
4:55 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
#31 Enrique Brown checks into the game for #34 Christian Sawyer
#18 Gino Bulloch checks into the game for #46 Frederick Jacobs
Joshua Arellano checks into the game for Justin Vance
Joseph Jones stole the ball from Brandon Darden.
4:42 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Isaiah Walton missed a 3 point shot.
Gianni Boyd got the offensive rebound.
4:37 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joseph Jones was fouled in the act of shooting a 3 pointer by Brandon Darden. 3 free throws
That is foul #3 for Brandon Darden.
Joseph Jones made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 68, Baltimore Miners: 59.
Joseph Jones made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 68, Baltimore Miners: 60.
Joseph Jones made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 68, Baltimore Miners: 61.
4:32 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Jakob Creighton checks into the game for Thomas Golden
Brandon Darden made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Enrique Brown.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 71, Baltimore Miners: 61.
4:19 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
#25 Jose Brooks checks into the game for #28 Brandon Darden
Gianni Boyd missed a basket.
Gino Bulloch got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
4:01 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Gino Bulloch missed a basket.
Gino Bulloch got the offensive rebound.
3:56 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Jose Brooks missed a basket.
Jose Brooks got the offensive rebound.
3:41 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joshua Arellano stole the ball from Phoenix Baca.
3:26 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Isaiah Walton turned the ball over.
3:21 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Carl Kraker missed a 3 point shot.
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
3:16 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joshua Arellano missed a basket.
Phoenix Baca got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
3:01 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Gino Bulloch missed a basket.
Joseph Jones got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
2:48 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joshua Arellano made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 71, Baltimore Miners: 63.
2:33 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Gino Bulloch missed a 3 point shot.
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
2:15 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
#28 Brandon Darden checks into the game for #25 Jose Brooks
Isaiah Walton missed a 3 point shot.
Brandon Darden got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
1:54 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Gino Bulloch made a basket!
Assisted by Carl Kraker.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 73, Baltimore Miners: 63.
1:46 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joshua Arellano missed a basket.
Isaiah Walton got the offensive rebound.
1:35 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joseph Jones has his shot blocked by Brandon Darden
Carl Kraker got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
1:30 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Gino Bulloch made a basket!
Assisted by Enrique Brown.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 75, Baltimore Miners: 63.
1:19 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Joshua Arellano missed a basket.
Enrique Brown got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
1:04 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Portland Hipsters turned the ball over: Shot Clock Violation.
0:40 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Isaiah Walton made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 75, Baltimore Miners: 65.
0:35 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
Brandon Darden made a basket!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 77, Baltimore Miners: 65.
0:22 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
#34 Christian Sawyer checks into the game for #31 Enrique Brown
#46 Frederick Jacobs checks into the game for #18 Gino Bulloch
Justin Vance checks into the game for Joshua Arellano
Ashton Huey checks into the game for Gianni Boyd
Thomas Golden checks into the game for Jakob Creighton
Ashton Huey made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 77, Baltimore Miners: 67.
0:14 Remaining in the 3rd quarter.
#50 Cody Fenwick checks into the game for #96 Carl Kraker
Devin Turner checks into the game for Joseph Jones
Brandon Darden made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 79, Baltimore Miners: 67.
End of the 3rd quarter.
Ball goes to Baltimore Miners to start the 4th quarter.
12:00 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden stole the ball from Devin Turner.
11:47 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden has his shot blocked by Devin Turner
Thomas Golden got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
11:32 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Thomas Golden.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 79, Baltimore Miners: 70.
11:24 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Frederick Jacobs made a basket!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 81, Baltimore Miners: 70.
11:16 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Isaiah Walton missed a basket.
Cody Fenwick got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
11:11 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden made a basket!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 83, Baltimore Miners: 70.
10:56 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner missed a basket.
Cody Fenwick got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
10:35 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer missed a 3 point shot.
Devin Turner got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
10:22 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Thomas Golden made a basket!
Assisted by Justin Vance.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 83, Baltimore Miners: 72.
10:14 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden missed a basket.
Justin Vance got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
10:09 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner made a basket!
Assisted by Ashton Huey.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 83, Baltimore Miners: 74.
9:48 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Cody Fenwick missed a basket.
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
9:33 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 83, Baltimore Miners: 76.
9:25 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer was fouled in the act of shooting by Isaiah Walton. 2 free throws
That is foul #4 for Isaiah Walton.
Christian Sawyer made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 84, Baltimore Miners: 76.
Christian Sawyer made the free throw attempt.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 85, Baltimore Miners: 76.
9:20 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Thomas Golden missed a basket.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
8:59 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Portland Hipsters turned the ball over: Shot Clock Violation.
8:35 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Thomas Golden has his shot blocked by Frederick Jacobs
Justin Vance got the offensive rebound.
8:14 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Isaiah Walton missed a basket.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
8:06 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Frederick Jacobs made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 87, Baltimore Miners: 76.
Thomas Golden is down with an APPARENT INJURY!
The injury to Thomas Golden appears to be very serious.
Jakob Creighton checks into the game for Thomas Golden
8:01 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance made a 3 pointer!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 87, Baltimore Miners: 79.
7:46 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Cody Fenwick missed a basket.
Ashton Huey got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
7:33 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Ashton Huey turned the ball over.
7:20 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden made a 3 pointer!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 90, Baltimore Miners: 79.
6:59 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner missed a basket.
Cody Fenwick got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
6:41 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer missed a 3 point shot.
Ashton Huey got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
6:28 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 90, Baltimore Miners: 81.
6:20 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Cody Fenwick made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 92, Baltimore Miners: 81.
6:09 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance missed a 3 point shot.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
5:54 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer missed a basket.
Justin Vance got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
5:41 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #1 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #2 for Phoenix Baca.
5:33 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Justin Vance.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 92, Baltimore Miners: 84.
5:30 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #2 for Baltimore Miners
That is foul #4 for Devin Turner.
5:19 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden missed a 3 point shot.
Phoenix Baca got the offensive rebound.
5:11 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer has his shot blocked by Isaiah Walton
Ashton Huey got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
5:03 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance made a basket!
Assisted by Jakob Creighton.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 92, Baltimore Miners: 86.
4:50 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Cody Fenwick was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #3 for Baltimore Miners
That is foul #2 for Ashton Huey.
4:35 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden made a basket!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 94, Baltimore Miners: 86.
4:27 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Isaiah Walton.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 94, Baltimore Miners: 89.
4:12 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer made a basket!
Assisted by Brandon Darden.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 96, Baltimore Miners: 89.
3:54 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 96, Baltimore Miners: 91.
3:49 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Cody Fenwick missed a basket.
Jakob Creighton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
3:34 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Ashton Huey turned the ball over.
3:13 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Cody Fenwick missed a basket.
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
3:08 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance made a basket!
Assisted by Isaiah Walton.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 96, Baltimore Miners: 93.
2:53 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Cody Fenwick missed a basket.
Ashton Huey got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
2:32 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 96, Baltimore Miners: 95.
2:27 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer missed a 3 point shot.
Isaiah Walton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
2:14 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Ashton Huey was fouled.  This is a non-shooting foul.
This is team foul #2 for Portland Hipsters
That is foul #3 for Cody Fenwick.
1:56 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner missed a basket.
Phoenix Baca got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
1:53 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden has his shot blocked by Devin Turner
Justin Vance got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
1:48 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner made a basket!
Assisted by Justin Vance.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 96, Baltimore Miners: 97.
1:37 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Phoenix Baca missed a 3 point shot.
Jakob Creighton got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
1:32 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Isaiah Walton made a basket!
Score - Portland Hipsters: 96, Baltimore Miners: 99.
1:14 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Brandon Darden made a basket!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 98, Baltimore Miners: 99.
1:09 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Isaiah Walton missed a basket.
Brandon Darden got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
0:58 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer made a 3 pointer!
Assisted by Phoenix Baca.
Score - Portland Hipsters: 101, Baltimore Miners: 99.
0:47 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer stole the ball from Isaiah Walton.
0:34 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Christian Sawyer missed a basket.
Ashton Huey got the rebound. Possession goes to Baltimore Miners.
0:19 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Justin Vance missed a 3 point shot.
Justin Vance got the offensive rebound.
0:06 Remaining in the 4th quarter.
Devin Turner missed a basket.
Frederick Jacobs got the rebound. Possession goes to Portland Hipsters.
Game Over!
Final Score - Portland Hipsters 101 Baltimore Miners 99
Phoenix Baca(PG) -33:42min 1 turnovers,2PtFG: 1/1 3PtFG: 1/4 Pts:5,Blk:1,Reb:2/1/3
Brandon Darden(SG) -35:27min 3 turnovers,2PtFG: 7/12 3PtFG: 3/8 Pts:26,Blk:1,Reb:4/1/5
Christian Sawyer(SF) -33:24min 1 turnovers,2PtFG: 3/10 3PtFG: 5/10 Pts:28,Blk:1,Reb:0/1/1
Cody Fenwick(PF) -29:12min 0 turnovers,2PtFG: 2/8 3PtFG: 0/0 Pts:4,Blk:0,Reb:5/2/7
Frederick Jacobs(C) -33:24min 0 turnovers,2PtFG: 6/9 3PtFG: 0/0 Pts:12,Blk:4,Reb:11/1/12
Kayleb Edwards(bPG) -14:18min 1 turnovers,2PtFG: 2/4 3PtFG: 0/2 Pts:6,Blk:1,Reb:2/1/3
Jose Brooks(bSG) -12:33min 2 turnovers,2PtFG: 0/3 3PtFG: 0/2 Pts:0,Blk:1,Reb:1/1/2
Enrique Brown(bSF) -14:36min 1 turnovers,2PtFG: 2/4 3PtFG: 0/0 Pts:4,Blk:1,Reb:2/0/2
Carl Kraker(bPF) -18:48min 0 turnovers,2PtFG: 1/1 3PtFG: 0/1 Pts:2,Blk:1,Reb:4/3/7
Gino Bulloch(bC) -14:36min 0 turnovers,2PtFG: 5/10 3PtFG: 1/3 Pts:14,Blk:1,Reb:3/3/6
Portland Hipsters:
39/92  42.4% (includes 3-point shots)
48 Rebounds
Justin Vance(PG) -33:24min 1 turnovers,2PtFG: 8/11 3PtFG: 2/6 Pts:22,Blk:1,Reb:6/3/9
Devin Turner(SG) -31:18min 3 turnovers,2PtFG: 4/12 3PtFG: 4/5 Pts:20,Blk:4,Reb:3/2/5
Isaiah Walton(SF) -30:43min 3 turnovers,2PtFG: 2/6 3PtFG: 1/5 Pts:7,Blk:3,Reb:9/2/11
Ashton Huey(PF) -32:41min 3 turnovers,2PtFG: 1/3 3PtFG: 0/1 Pts:2,Blk:0,Reb:8/3/11
Jakob Creighton(bC) -21:53min 0 turnovers,2PtFG: 1/1 3PtFG: 1/2 Pts:5,Blk:3,Reb:2/1/3
Joshua Arellano(bPG) -14:36min 0 turnovers,2PtFG: 2/7 3PtFG: 0/0 Pts:9,Blk:0,Reb:2/0/2
Joseph Jones(bSG) -16:42min 0 turnovers,2PtFG: 1/4 3PtFG: 0/1 Pts:7,Blk:0,Reb:2/1/3
Anish Ramsey(bSF) -17:17min 1 turnovers,2PtFG: 2/6 3PtFG: 2/3 Pts:12,Blk:2,Reb:0/0/0
Gianni Boyd(bPF) -15:19min 0 turnovers,2PtFG: 1/2 3PtFG: 0/1 Pts:3,Blk:0,Reb:1/1/2
Thomas Golden(C) -26:07min 1 turnovers,2PtFG: 6/12 3PtFG: 0/4 Pts:12,Blk:0,Reb:7/2/9
Baltimore Miners:
38/92  41.3% (includes 3-point shots)
55 Rebounds
The Player of the Game is Brandon Darden of the Portland Hipsters.
