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12/22/2025 (E) Philadelphia Assassins 109atPortland Hipsters 112 Normal/Fast
12/23/2025 (E) Portland Hipsters 104atCleveland Weasels 100 Fast/Normal
12/24/2025 (E) Chicago Hilltoppers 109atPortland Hipsters 112 Normal/Fast
12/25/2025 (E) Portland Hipsters 103atAtlanta Eels 91 Fast/Normal
12/26/2025 (E) Miami Macho Men 128atPortland Hipsters 112 Fast/Fast
12/29/2025 Portland Hipsters (L, 0-1)117atSan Francisco Golden Gators 119 Fast/Slow
12/30/2025 Portland Hipsters (L, 0-2)100atDallas Hounds 114 Fast/Fast
1/2/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 1-2)117atKansas City Wildcats 114 Fast/Normal
1/3/2026 Houston Octopods 126atPortland Hipsters (L, 1-3)115 Normal/Fast
1/5/2026 Memphis Express 113atPortland Hipsters (L, 1-4)105 Normal/Fast
1/6/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 2-4)118atLouisville Colonels 99 Fast/Normal
1/7/2026 Indianapolis Tornadoes 118atPortland Hipsters (W, 3-4)123 Fast/Fast
1/8/2026 Las Vegas Dark Knights 93atPortland Hipsters (W, 4-4)116 Fast/Fast
1/9/2026 Seattle Cougars 113atPortland Hipsters (L, 4-5)112 Normal/Fast
1/10/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 4-6)110atNew Orleans Hurricanes 117 Fast/Normal
1/12/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 5-6)114atDenver Ferris Wheels 109 Fast/Slow
1/13/2026 Sacramento Rainbow Trout 132atPortland Hipsters (L, 5-7)115 Slow/Fast
1/14/2026 Miami Macho Men 114atPortland Hipsters (L, 5-8)100 Fast/Fast
1/15/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 5-9)129atLas Vegas Dark Knights 133 Fast/Fast
1/16/2026 Los Angeles Cacti 117atPortland Hipsters (W, 6-9)132 Fast/Fast
1/17/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 6-10)80atSan Diego Sabercats 131 Fast/Normal
1/19/2026 Louisville Colonels 83atPortland Hipsters (W, 7-10)108 Fast/Fast
1/20/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 7-11)94atSan Antonio Brothas 133 Fast/Normal
1/21/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 7-12)103atSt. Louis 5th Alarm 134 Fast/Slow
1/22/2026 Seattle Cougars 115atPortland Hipsters (L, 7-13)106 Fast/Fast
1/23/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 7-14)104atPhoenix Kangaroos 134 Fast/Normal
1/24/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 8-14)132atSacramento Rainbow Trout 93 Fast/Slow
1/26/2026 Dallas Hounds 125atPortland Hipsters (L, 8-15)112 Slow/Fast
1/27/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 9-15)112atSeattle Cougars 105 Fast/Fast
1/28/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 10-15)108atCleveland Weasels 105 Fast/Normal
1/29/2026 San Diego Sabercats 101atPortland Hipsters (L, 10-16)80 Normal/Fast
1/30/2026 San Francisco Golden Gators 131atPortland Hipsters (L, 10-17)100 Slow/Fast
1/31/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 11-17)111atMilwaukee Sundancers 90 Fast/Slow
2/3/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 12-17)111atSalt Lake City Night Hawks 105 Fast/Slow
2/4/2026 Sacramento Rainbow Trout 133atPortland Hipsters (L, 12-18)117 Normal/Fast
2/5/2026 Kansas City Wildcats 115atPortland Hipsters (L, 12-19)114 Normal/Fast
2/6/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 12-20)94atBoston Bannerman 118 Fast/Normal
2/7/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 13-20)121atLos Angeles Cacti 112 Fast/Slow
2/9/2026 San Antonio Brothas 108atPortland Hipsters (L, 13-21)100 Fast/Fast
2/10/2026 Denver Ferris Wheels 136atPortland Hipsters (L, 13-22)106 Slow/Fast
2/11/2026 Orlando Bombers 115atPortland Hipsters (L, 13-23)109 Fast/Fast
2/12/2026 Phoenix Kangaroos 99atPortland Hipsters (L, 13-24)97 Normal/Fast
2/13/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 13-25)117atPhiladelphia Assassins 124 Fast/Fast
2/14/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 14-25)118atAtlanta Eels 113 Fast/Normal
2/16/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 15-25)127atPhoenix Kangaroos 108 Fast/Fast
2/17/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 16-25)109atCharlotte Rangers 102 Fast/Fast
2/18/2026 Los Angeles Cacti 116atPortland Hipsters (L, 16-26)113 Normal/Fast
2/19/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 16-27)95atSan Francisco Golden Gators 113 Fast/Slow
2/20/2026 Las Vegas Dark Knights 113atPortland Hipsters (L, 16-28)97 Fast/Fast
2/23/2026 Salt Lake City Night Hawks 126atPortland Hipsters (W, 17-28)138 Slow/Fast
2/24/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 17-29)132atHouston Octopods 137 Fast/Normal
2/25/2026 Chicago Hilltoppers 103atPortland Hipsters (W, 18-29)118 Slow/Fast
2/26/2026 Cincinnati Skyliners 124atPortland Hipsters (L, 18-30)106 Slow/Fast
2/27/2026 Minneapolis Bricklayers 113atPortland Hipsters (W, 19-30)127 Normal/Fast
3/2/2026 New York WarriorsatPortland Hipsters
3/3/2026 Portland HipstersatSan Diego Sabercats
3/4/2026 Portland HipstersatMinneapolis Bricklayers
3/5/2026 Baltimore MinersatPortland Hipsters
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