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12/26/2023 (E) Charlotte Rangers 72atPortland Hipsters 92 Slow/Fast
12/27/2023 (E) Portland Hipsters 116atCleveland Weasels 102 Fast/Slow
12/28/2023 (E) Boston Bannerman 99atPortland Hipsters 118 Normal/Fast
12/29/2023 (E) Portland Hipsters 118atNew Orleans Hurricanes 83 Fast/Fast
12/30/2023 (E) New York Warriors 112atPortland Hipsters 120 Fast/Fast
1/2/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 0-1)91atPhoenix Kangaroos 108 Fast/Slow
1/3/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 0-2)106atHouston Octopods 123 Fast/Slow
1/4/2024 San Diego Sabercats 82atPortland Hipsters (W, 1-2)91 Fast/Fast
1/5/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 1-3)85atLos Angeles Cacti 104 Fast/Normal
1/6/2024 San Antonio Brothas 83atPortland Hipsters (W, 2-3)107 Normal/Fast
1/8/2024 Sacramento Rainbow Trout 108atPortland Hipsters (L, 2-4)101 Normal/Fast
1/9/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 3-4)115atNew Orleans Hurricanes 95 Fast/Fast
1/10/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 4-4)124atPhoenix Kangaroos 116 Fast/Slow
1/11/2024 Louisville Colonels 110atPortland Hipsters (L, 4-5)106 Fast/Fast
1/12/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 4-6)109atMinneapolis Bricklayers 122 Fast/Normal
1/13/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 5-6)113atSan Diego Sabercats 98 Fast/Slow
1/15/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 5-7)93atAtlanta Eels 94 Fast/Normal
1/16/2024 Las Vegas Dark Knights 96atPortland Hipsters (W, 6-7)109 Normal/Fast
1/17/2024 Houston Octopods 99atPortland Hipsters (L, 6-8)96 Slow/Fast
1/18/2024 San Francisco Golden Gators 95atPortland Hipsters (W, 7-8)109 Fast/Fast
1/19/2024 Dallas Hounds 115atPortland Hipsters (L, 7-9)108 Normal/Fast
1/20/2024 Cincinnati Skyliners 100atPortland Hipsters (L, 7-10)99 Normal/Fast
1/22/2024 Memphis Express 96atPortland Hipsters (W, 8-10)109 Normal/Fast
1/23/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 8-11)97atSan Francisco Golden Gators 121 Fast/Fast
1/24/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 9-11)111atSt. Louis 5th Alarm 101 Fast/Slow
1/25/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 10-11)109atMilwaukee Sundancers 104 Fast/Slow
1/26/2024 Kansas City Wildcats 107atPortland Hipsters (L, 10-12)103 Normal/Fast
1/29/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 11-12)122atSalt Lake City Night Hawks 113 Fast/Fast
1/30/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 11-13)111atDallas Hounds 112 Fast/Normal
1/31/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 12-13)94atLouisville Colonels 77 Fast/Normal
2/1/2024 Los Angeles Cacti 128atPortland Hipsters (L, 12-14)115 Normal/Fast
2/2/2024 Miami Macho Men 113atPortland Hipsters (W, 13-14)123 Fast/Fast
2/3/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 13-15)103atDenver Ferris Wheels 117 Fast/Slow
2/5/2024 Denver Ferris Wheels 124atPortland Hipsters (L, 13-16)117 Slow/Fast
2/6/2024 Sacramento Rainbow Trout 111atPortland Hipsters (L, 13-17)96 Normal/Fast
2/7/2024 Seattle Cougars 117atPortland Hipsters (L, 13-18)110 Slow/Fast
2/8/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 14-18)114atPhiladelphia Assassins 109 Fast/Normal
2/9/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 15-18)120atSan Diego Sabercats 109 Fast/Slow
2/12/2024 Minneapolis Bricklayers 90atPortland Hipsters (W, 16-18)105 Normal/Fast
2/13/2024 Orlando Bombers 100atPortland Hipsters (L, 16-19)77 Slow/Fast
2/14/2024 Salt Lake City Night Hawks 100atPortland Hipsters (L, 16-20)95 Fast/Fast
2/26/2024 Seattle Cougars 97atPortland Hipsters (W, 17-20)117 Normal/Fast
2/27/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 17-21)84atSan Francisco Golden Gators 123 Fast/Slow
2/28/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 18-21)111atSacramento Rainbow Trout 106 Fast/Normal
2/29/2024 New York Warriors 108atPortland Hipsters (W, 19-21)127 Normal/Fast
3/1/2024 Phoenix Kangaroos 111atPortland Hipsters (L, 19-22)99 Normal/Fast
3/2/2024 Indianapolis Tornadoes 98atPortland Hipsters (L, 19-23)89 Fast/Fast
3/4/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 20-23)109atBoston Bannerman 107 Fast/Normal
3/5/2024 Chicago Hilltoppers 130atPortland Hipsters (L, 20-24)123 Normal/Fast
3/6/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 20-25)102atLas Vegas Dark Knights 105 Fast/Normal
3/7/2024 Las Vegas Dark Knights 116atPortland Hipsters (L, 20-26)89 Normal/Fast
3/8/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 20-27)119atSan Antonio Brothas 122 Fast/Normal
3/9/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 21-27)109atSeattle Cougars 101 Fast/Slow
3/11/2024 Portland Hipsters (W, 22-27)115atCharlotte Rangers 111 Fast/Slow
3/12/2024 Los Angeles Cacti 103atPortland Hipsters (W, 23-27)113 Normal/Fast
3/13/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 23-28)100atKansas City Wildcats 111 Fast/Slow
3/14/2024 Baltimore Miners 119atPortland Hipsters (L, 23-29)92 Fast/Fast
3/15/2024 Portland Hipsters (L, 23-30)111atCleveland Weasels 118 Fast/Normal
3/18/2024 (C) Portland Hipsters 134atSacramento Rainbow Trout 107 Fast/Normal
3/19/2024 (C) Portland Hipsters 111atSacramento Rainbow Trout 93 Fast/Normal
3/20/2024 (C) Sacramento Rainbow Trout 113atPortland Hipsters 104 Normal/Fast
3/21/2024 (C) Sacramento Rainbow Trout 77atPortland Hipsters 103 Normal/Fast
3/25/2024 (C) Portland Hipsters 116atSeattle Cougars 96 Fast/Slow
3/26/2024 (C) Portland Hipsters 93atSeattle Cougars 114 Fast/Slow
3/27/2024 (C) Seattle Cougars 100atPortland Hipsters 101 Slow/Fast
3/28/2024 (C) Seattle Cougars 136atPortland Hipsters 108 Slow/Fast
3/29/2024 (C) Portland Hipsters 95atSeattle Cougars 104 Fast/Slow
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(C) - Consolation Game
(T) - Tourney Game

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