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4/20/2026 (E) Chicago Hilltoppers 129atPortland Hipsters 135 Slow/Fast
4/21/2026 (E) Portland Hipsters 92atMemphis Express 111 Fast/Normal
4/22/2026 (E) Cleveland Weasels 105atPortland Hipsters 123 Normal/Fast
4/23/2026 (E) Portland Hipsters 106atNew York Warriors 120 Fast/Normal
4/24/2026 (E) St. Louis 5th Alarm 134atPortland Hipsters 105 Slow/Fast
4/27/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 0-1)108atSeattle Cougars 121 Fast/Slow
4/28/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 0-2)78atIndianapolis Tornadoes 96 Fast/Fast
4/29/2026 Charlotte Rangers 112atPortland Hipsters (L, 0-3)109 Slow/Fast
4/30/2026 Atlanta Eels 120atPortland Hipsters (L, 0-4)110 Normal/Fast
5/1/2026 San Francisco Golden Gators 105atPortland Hipsters (L, 0-5)103 Normal/Fast
5/4/2026 Kansas City Wildcats 122atPortland Hipsters (L, 0-6)92 Normal/Fast
5/5/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 0-7)130atLas Vegas Dark Knights 131 Fast/Fast
5/6/2026 St. Louis 5th Alarm 120atPortland Hipsters (W, 1-7)139 Slow/Fast
5/7/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 2-7)103atSalt Lake City Night Hawks 94 Fast/Fast
5/8/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 2-8)96atChicago Hilltoppers 123 Fast/Slow
5/11/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 2-9)98atLas Vegas Dark Knights 125 Fast/Fast
5/12/2026 Houston Octopods 116atPortland Hipsters (W, 3-9)121 Normal/Fast
5/13/2026 Phoenix Kangaroos 118atPortland Hipsters (L, 3-10)103 Fast/Fast
5/14/2026 Los Angeles Cacti 115atPortland Hipsters (W, 4-10)130 Normal/Fast
5/15/2026 New Orleans Hurricanes 110atPortland Hipsters (W, 5-10)127 Normal/Fast
5/16/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 5-11)107atSacramento Rainbow Trout 121 Fast/Slow
5/18/2026 Salt Lake City Night Hawks 133atPortland Hipsters (L, 5-12)117 Fast/Fast
5/19/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 5-13)104atDenver Ferris Wheels 108 Fast/Slow
5/20/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 5-14)116atSan Antonio Brothas 130 Fast/Slow
5/21/2026 Louisville Colonels 119atPortland Hipsters (L, 5-15)116 Normal/Fast
5/22/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 5-16)118atNew York Warriors 120 Fast/Normal
5/25/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 6-16)121atMemphis Express 118 Fast/Normal
5/26/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 6-17)97atLos Angeles Cacti 114 Fast/Normal
5/27/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 7-17)131atDallas Hounds 125 Fast/Normal
5/28/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 8-17)129atMiami Macho Men 119 Fast/Fast
5/29/2026 Portland Hipsters (L, 8-18)90atSeattle Cougars 124 Fast/Slow
6/1/2026 Seattle Cougars 131atPortland Hipsters (L, 8-19)123 Slow/Fast
6/2/2026 San Diego Sabercats 118atPortland Hipsters (L, 8-20)104 Normal/Fast
6/3/2026 Portland Hipsters (W, 9-20)124atSan Diego Sabercats 107 Fast/Normal
6/4/2026 Minneapolis Bricklayers 116atPortland Hipsters (W, 10-20)119 Normal/Fast
6/6/2026 Dallas HoundsatPortland Hipsters
6/8/2026 Portland HipstersatLouisville Colonels
6/9/2026 Milwaukee SundancersatPortland Hipsters
6/10/2026 San Diego SabercatsatPortland Hipsters
6/11/2026 Portland HipstersatLos Angeles Cacti
6/12/2026 Portland HipstersatKansas City Wildcats
6/15/2026 Portland HipstersatOrlando Bombers
6/16/2026 Boston BannermanatPortland Hipsters
6/17/2026 Cleveland WeaselsatPortland Hipsters
6/18/2026 Philadelphia AssassinsatPortland Hipsters
6/19/2026 Sacramento Rainbow TroutatPortland Hipsters
6/20/2026 Portland HipstersatHouston Octopods
6/22/2026 Portland HipstersatSacramento Rainbow Trout
6/23/2026 Portland HipstersatSan Francisco Golden Gators
6/24/2026 Denver Ferris WheelsatPortland Hipsters
6/25/2026 Portland HipstersatCincinnati Skyliners
6/26/2026 Portland HipstersatPhoenix Kangaroos
6/27/2026 Phoenix KangaroosatPortland Hipsters
6/29/2026 Las Vegas Dark KnightsatPortland Hipsters
6/30/2026 San Francisco Golden GatorsatPortland Hipsters
7/1/2026 San Antonio BrothasatPortland Hipsters
7/2/2026 Portland HipstersatBaltimore Miners
7/3/2026 Portland HipstersatMinneapolis Bricklayers
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